Fun Text Messages You Can Use

To use: (copy & paste)
Highlight the text you want to send, right-click on the mouse and hit Copy, then change to the home page, right-click on the Messages box and hit Paste.

Call the police!! It has to be illegal to look that fine!

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?

You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?

Can I have your picture so I can show santa what I want for christmas?

Do you have a band-aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.

Are you an Alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

Can I borrow your library card? Cause I'm checking you out.

Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!

Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Got any raisins? Then how about a date?

You know what your remind me of Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!

If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!

Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?

Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.

I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?

Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!

You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.

Are you an Alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

Can I borrow your library card? Cause I'm checking you out.

Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!

I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!

The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.

Baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Haven't I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?

You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!

You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!

I need air. You took my breath away!

You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!

I need air. You took my breath away!

I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Is your dad a thief? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

When God made U he had to have broken the mold because I have never seen anything as beautiful as U.

I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You dropped your smile; can I pick it up for you?

Are you an overdue book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

If you were a Sprite, I'd obey my thirst!

Call the police!! It has to be illegal to look that fine!

If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?

Your feet must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Got any raisins? Then how about a date?

You know what your remind me of Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!

If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Darling, if you were cocaine I'd OVERDOSE!

If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!

Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?

Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.

I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?

Do you have a band-aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.